Will Eric beat Larry to a pulp, squashing his fetid little corpse into a pox ridden hole, or Page thrash Schmidt using daring turns and twist, backed up with a back-hand as vicious as the legendry Tommy ack-ack gun?
Tune in live at 2pm. to find out. Ask at your local police station to provide precise time zone co-ordinates.
Watch out for violence - non predicted as yet.
Paddy Powers is offering 4/1 on a U.S.A. Victory, Ahoy shipmates!