Pogsurf is off for an eight day canal boat cruise, so blogging may be light until he resurfaces.
Enjoy the rest of the blogosphere until then.
Monday, 8 July 2013
Thursday, 4 July 2013
Is this plagiarism?
The Internet is awash with rumours that PZ Myers has plagiarised his own work by lifting long passages from his blog and republishing them in book form. If properly attributed then this does not consist of plagiarism. Until now Pogsurf has been unable to get a copy of said book in order to check for himself; Waterstones in St Albans and Hemel Hempstead say the book does not exist.
So the question is, is requoting a private e-mail, which I wrote and sent yesterday, and publishing it here on this blog today plagiarism? Answers on a postcard please to the usual address.
Examples of nasty pushback following the above e-mail
Answer: No. Then added to Google+ circle called "Wankers".
So the question is, is requoting a private e-mail, which I wrote and sent yesterday, and publishing it here on this blog today plagiarism? Answers on a postcard please to the usual address.
Hello!
I've started the petition "International Humanist and Ethical Union: Revoke the award you gave to Professor PZ Myers in 2011" and need your help to get it off the ground.
Will you take 30 seconds to sign it right now? Here's the link:
http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/international- humanist-and-ethical-union- revoke-the-award-you-gave-to- professor-pz-myers-in-2011
Here's why it's important:
Myers is a poor excuse for a humanist. He uses his blog, Pharungula, to smear, threaten and belittle those with whom he has ideological differences. The silencing tactics he uses are unbecoming of a professor, whose first duty is to foster rational debate.
Myers has used his blogs to host threats. This borders on criminal activity and is clearly ethically unsound. Myers is a rape apologist who uses the taboo of anal rape culture to taint his opponents and to belittle those who challenge his views.
The IHEU are so out of touch with this that in one early communication they wrote to me that:"... Myers himself is well-known for championing language-sensitivity ..."The IHEU should revoke their 2011 award to Myers, and make a public apology for their misguided behaviour for promoting as a humanist champion such a bullying and repulsive individual.
You can sign my petition by clicking here.
Thanks!
___________________________________Martin Wiesner
PS it is not very often I include my entire address book in a mailout, but this is one of those occassions.
Examples of nasty pushback following the above e-mail
BC Humanists 14:50 (15 hours ago)
Please remove us from your address book.
Answer: No. Then added to Google+ circle called "Wankers".
Tuesday, 2 July 2013
News Flash: Mermaid spotted near Co-op in North Watford
Amazing!
A real live mermaid has just been spotted outside the Co-op on the St Albans Road in North Watford.
If you spot Justin Vacula holding an exactly similar looking one in Dublin this coming Sunday 30th June 2013 you will win a £10 spot prize.
Update 2nd July 2013
The £10 spot prize has been claimed by a Pirate Wench, who prefers to remain anonymous.
Competition closed.
A real live mermaid has just been spotted outside the Co-op on the St Albans Road in North Watford.
#BuriedTreasure
If you spot Justin Vacula holding an exactly similar looking one in Dublin this coming Sunday 30th June 2013 you will win a £10 spot prize.
Update 2nd July 2013
The £10 spot prize has been claimed by a Pirate Wench, who prefers to remain anonymous.
Competition closed.
Thursday, 27 June 2013
Shivver Me Timbers!!1!
Avast Ye Swabs!
Shiver me Timbers, and Hoist the MainBrace!
There be trouble and storms ahead on the High Seas, landlubbers.
Poor old Capt. Blackbeard has lost his moral compass, and our #BraveHero Capt. Pogsurf intends to get it back.
Using the treasure map on the left, try to work out how Capt. Blackbeard will get from the land of morris men to the land of black gold.
Will he find his lost moral compass along the way, or will Pogsurf have to hand it to him on a party plate like a giant foam pie? We just don't know, and half the fun is just joining in and trying something new out.
Happy Sailing to all travellers worldwide. And watch out for pirates!
Shiver me Timbers, and Hoist the MainBrace!
There be trouble and storms ahead on the High Seas, landlubbers.
Click to embiggen |
Using the treasure map on the left, try to work out how Capt. Blackbeard will get from the land of morris men to the land of black gold.
Will he find his lost moral compass along the way, or will Pogsurf have to hand it to him on a party plate like a giant foam pie? We just don't know, and half the fun is just joining in and trying something new out.
Happy Sailing to all travellers worldwide. And watch out for pirates!
Wednesday, 26 June 2013
Another abusive e-mail
Regular readers of Pogsurf will know that we do not treat abusive e-mailers very kindly here. The most recent abusive e-mail comes from David Pollock who is Regional Coordinator, Europe for the International Humanist and Ethical Union. His e-mail address is david.pollock@iheu.org .
Between 10th and 25th June 2013 I sent a total of five e-mails on the subject of rape jokes and threats made by PZ Myers. Pollock says that the subject I refer to is "a crude but not uncommon trope". Pollock feels he is entitled to comment upon my psychological state, a common silencing tactic, and labels me "obsessive". For the record Mr David "Wanker" Pollock, the correct word is 'tenacious'.
Pollock's malicious communication has been forwarded to Hertfordshire Constabulary. The IHEU have been warned that any further abusive e-mails they send to Pogsurf will be published in full.
Between 10th and 25th June 2013 I sent a total of five e-mails on the subject of rape jokes and threats made by PZ Myers. Pollock says that the subject I refer to is "a crude but not uncommon trope". Pollock feels he is entitled to comment upon my psychological state, a common silencing tactic, and labels me "obsessive". For the record Mr David "Wanker" Pollock, the correct word is 'tenacious'.
Pollock's malicious communication has been forwarded to Hertfordshire Constabulary. The IHEU have been warned that any further abusive e-mails they send to Pogsurf will be published in full.
Monday, 24 June 2013
Conference resource
Updated 24 June 2013
The competition is now closed and all panelists have been contacted directly.
Click here to download the answers
If you would like to see how rape culture on a blog can lead to threats to others being treated as normal click here.
Original post (as amended) follows:
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Click here to download the resource
If you would like a clue to questions 1 to 3 click here
If you would like to see some background research click here and scroll down to 'Rape culture'
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Distribution list
Conference panelists
Other named individuals
Organisations
If you would like to add more names or organisations to my distribution list please feel free to do so, then comment below, or to get in touch with me personally to let me know.
The competition is now closed and all panelists have been contacted directly.
Click here to download the answers
If you would like to see how rape culture on a blog can lead to threats to others being treated as normal click here.
Original post (as amended) follows:
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I have a resource which I am aiming to distribute to the skeptical, feminist and non-feminist and atheist communities by 29th June 2013, in time for the Empowering Women Through Secularism conference which is being held in Dublin.
Click here to download the resource
If you would like a clue to questions 1 to 3 click here
If you would like to see some background research click here and scroll down to 'Rape culture'
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Distribution list
Conference panelists
- Dan Barker, Freedom From Religion Foundation, USA
- Ophelia Benson, author and commentator, USA
- Ann Brusseel, Member of Flemish Parliament, Belgium
- Mairin de Burca, writer and secularist, Ireland
- Carlos Diaz, President Atheist Alliance International, Argentina
- Jane Donnelly, Education Policy Officer Atheist Ireland
- Annie Laurie Gaylor, Freedom From Religion Foundation, USA
- Anthea McTiernan, reproductive rights activist and journalist
- Maryam Namazie, Fitnah Movement for Women’s Liberation
- Taslima Nasrin, novelist and activist, Bangladesh and India
- Michael Nugent, Chairperson Atheist Ireland
- Nina Sankari, Polish Rationalist Association
- Farhana Shakir, lawyer and legal consultant, Pakistan
- Kate Smurthwaite, comedian and activist, Britain
- Anne Marie Waters, One Law for All Campaign, Britain
- Rebecca Watson, Skepchick network, USA
Other named individuals
- Christine Shellska
- Jeremy Shepperd
- Justin Vacula
- Sara E. Mayhew
- Stuart Bechman
- Tim Larmour
- Tim Skellett
- Victor Franco
Organisations
- Ateistisk Selskab
- Atheism UK
- Atheist Association of Finland
- Atheist Foundation of Australia
- Atheïstisch Verbond
- BC Humanist Association
- Centar za građansku hrabrost
- Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain
- Free Society Institute
- Freedom From Religion Foundation
- Freethought Lebanon
- Gambia Secular Assembly
- HALEA
- IBKA-Vorstandssekretariat
- Iniciativa Atea
- Malta Humanist Association
- Minnesota Atheists
- Philippine Atheists and Agnostics Society
- Progressive Atheists Inc.
If you would like to add more names or organisations to my distribution list please feel free to do so, then comment below, or to get in touch with me personally to let me know.
Thursday, 20 June 2013
I have now found the thread on Michael Nuggent's blog which details the worst excesses of the Slymepit. It can be found here, under the title "Examples of ‘nasty pushback’ against some atheist/skeptic feminists on the Internet". The items are numbered 1 to 50. I can find no threats amongst them.
Looking back at "Cataloguing threats" I can see I need to make a correction. The list of publishers of threats should read:
It is a now a very simple step to see that PZ Myers has unashamedly used his position as a blog publisher to enable others to make threats. I think my entire case that Myers is an unworthy recipient of the 2011 award by the IHEU is made, and I shall be e-mailling them shortly.
Looking back at "Cataloguing threats" I can see I need to make a correction. The list of publishers of threats should read:
- PZ Myers
Threat | Publisher | Nym | Redaction status |
1. | PZ Myers | Janine | redacted |
2. | PZ Myers | J | redacted |
3. | PZ Myers | Janine | redacted |
4. | PZ Myers | Wowbagger | redacted |
5. | PZ Myers | stogoe | redacted |
6. | PZ Myers | Blake | redacted |
7. | PZ Myers | RickrOll | unredacted |
8. | PZ Myers | Ward S. Denker | unredacted |
9. | PZ Myers | Janine | unredacted |
10. | PZ Myers | Cath the Canberra Cook | redacted |
11. | PZ Myers | Jeff Eyges | redacted |
12. | PZ Myers | Janine | redacted |
13. | PZ Myers | phantomreader42 | redacted |
14. | PZ Myers | Shplane | unredacted |
15. | PZ Myers | ambullcetus | redacted |
16. | PZ Myers | AJ Milne | unredacted |
17. | PZ Myers | Janine | unredacted |
It is a now a very simple step to see that PZ Myers has unashamedly used his position as a blog publisher to enable others to make threats. I think my entire case that Myers is an unworthy recipient of the 2011 award by the IHEU is made, and I shall be e-mailling them shortly.
Wednesday, 19 June 2013
Abusive calls
Today was a busy day on the telephone here at Pogsurf Towers. The phone never stopped ringing. A chart detailing the number of abusive calls is shown below:
All calls are now being auto-diverted to Scotland Yard's Anti-Harassment Unit, logged and monitored. Suspects are being interview by local police forces where appropriate.
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* One caller was a receptionist working for Pogsurf's dentist. She has now been released from custody after her immigration papers were shown to be genuine. Pogsurf offers his profuse apologies for the amount of police time that she has wasted.
Calls to Pogsurf Towers 18th June 2013*
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* One caller was a receptionist working for Pogsurf's dentist. She has now been released from custody after her immigration papers were shown to be genuine. Pogsurf offers his profuse apologies for the amount of police time that she has wasted.
Cataloguing threats
Greta Christina makes a real world claim which should be possible to verify by examining the evidence:
I propose a template thus. Establish a list of publishers who have allowed threats to be made. I am unsure of who the publisher is at the Slymepit, or whether individual commentators should be identified as publishers, so for the time being the list of publishers is:
Establish a list of nyms who issue threats. From the #FtBullies side I am going to use the numbered list published at Aratina's "Skepsheik: Liar, Lunatic, or Lord?" post thus:
It expressed the intent to work with “all elements of the secular community,” without any acknowledgement of the “elements” in this community who have been engaging in a persistent campaign of hatred, harassment, abuse, and threats of violence, rape, and death towards feminist women in this movement.Without wishing to minimise the suffering of anyone, it must be acknowledged that hatred, harassment and abuse are highly subjective, and so are going to prove much more difficult to catalogue. Threats of violence, rape or death are in themselves much more serious issues, and should in theory be simpler to catalogue.
I propose a template thus. Establish a list of publishers who have allowed threats to be made. I am unsure of who the publisher is at the Slymepit, or whether individual commentators should be identified as publishers, so for the time being the list of publishers is:
- Unknown
- PZ Myers
- ... (add other publishers here)
It has been claimed that a list of Slymepit threats have been published on Michael Nugent's blog, although I have not yet seen this for myself. When this is located I will add the relevant data.
Establish a list of nyms who issue threats. From the #FtBullies side I am going to use the numbered list published at Aratina's "Skepsheik: Liar, Lunatic, or Lord?" post thus:
- Janine
- J
- Janine
- Wowbagger
- stogoe
- Blake
- RickrOll
- Ward S. Denker
- Janine
- Cath the Canberra Cook
- Jeff Eyges
- Janine
- phantomreader42
- Shplane
- ambullcetus
- AJ Milne
- Janine
- ... (add Slymepit and other relevant threats here)
Take the same list of threats, and note if the threat has been redacted:
- redacted
- redacted
- redacted
- redacted
- redacted
- redacted
- unredacted
- unredacted
- unredacted
- redacted
- redacted
- redacted
- redacted
- unredacted
- redacted
- unredacted
- unredacted
- ... (add Slymepit and other redactions here)
Obviously the above is a work in progress, and may appear quite one-sided at this time. Commenters are welcome to link to other published lists of threats and similar material below.
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
Catching up with some paperwork
Pogsurf's Statcounter gizmo has gone a bit bonkers tonight. (ProTip: click on the beer bottle to see who is visiting Pogsurf tonight). Tomorrow he will rise at about 8.30 BST and has to go and pick a neighbour's child up from school, leaving at about 2pm. He will mostly be sorting out his paperwork, so if you'd like to phone him at home, or on his mobile, during daylight hours, please feel free to do so.
PZ Myers is far to chicken to call himself, which is why he is trying to motivate his horde to harass Pogsurf.
An Garda Síochána have already advised that should PZ attend Dublin 2013 he will be arrested under a EU-wide arrest warrant for 'inciting or coercing others to commit a felony'. Enjoy you conference from behind bars, PZ!
PZ Myers is far to chicken to call himself, which is why he is trying to motivate his horde to harass Pogsurf.
An Garda Síochána have already advised that should PZ attend Dublin 2013 he will be arrested under a EU-wide arrest warrant for 'inciting or coercing others to commit a felony'. Enjoy you conference from behind bars, PZ!
Monday, 17 June 2013
Pogsurf is off to Dublin
Pogsurf is appearing in a show at Watford Palace Theatre on the 29th June, then he is off Dublin the very next day for a conference, and to drink some Guiness. Why not comment below if you to are off to somewhere nice?
Another bully spotted in the wild: BLS Nelson
Pogsurf has spotted another bully out in the wild, this time it's a 'Philosopher'.
Look here where Pogsurf posts as Pogsurf, but BLS (Big Lazy Slob) Nelson replies in the following comment as 'Pog'. For the record, Pogsurf, has many, many friends in real-life (i.e. offline) who refer to him as Pog. Why should it matter if the Slobster uses that particular nym in the short form?
The reason is is that BLS is making a 'calculated insult'. This is a very slight form of insult, but one which the recipient will notice, and one that is very hard* for others to detect. Pogsurf is being bullied by belittling, and ignored in that BLS refuses to address the philosophical content** of Pogsurf' two comments. Philosophy has a strong ethos of tackling the ball and not the player, so this sort of thing should be frowned upon by any owners of a philosophical blog.
What does Pogsurf do when he is bullied? First he gets angry. Then he lets his emotions settle down a bit. Then he gets even. The last time Pogsurf got abused by an idiot, he threatened to feast on the beating heart of the abuser, and to doxx all the abusers' loose acquaintances to family and friends.
Since BLS thinks he is being 'funny' by belittling someone who comments on his blog, Pogsurf intends to complain to the highest power he can in order to deal with the little squirt. More soon when we have a copy of the letter to the Editor of The Philosophers’ Magazine.
Remember: ignoring plus belittling equals bullying.
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* The Slobster is creating a false aire of bonhomie.
** No True Sctosman fallacy, Is/ought not being a dichotomy, comments about 'labelling'.
Look here where Pogsurf posts as Pogsurf, but BLS (Big Lazy Slob) Nelson replies in the following comment as 'Pog'. For the record, Pogsurf, has many, many friends in real-life (i.e. offline) who refer to him as Pog. Why should it matter if the Slobster uses that particular nym in the short form?
The reason is is that BLS is making a 'calculated insult'. This is a very slight form of insult, but one which the recipient will notice, and one that is very hard* for others to detect. Pogsurf is being bullied by belittling, and ignored in that BLS refuses to address the philosophical content** of Pogsurf' two comments. Philosophy has a strong ethos of tackling the ball and not the player, so this sort of thing should be frowned upon by any owners of a philosophical blog.
What does Pogsurf do when he is bullied? First he gets angry. Then he lets his emotions settle down a bit. Then he gets even. The last time Pogsurf got abused by an idiot, he threatened to feast on the beating heart of the abuser, and to doxx all the abusers' loose acquaintances to family and friends.
Since BLS thinks he is being 'funny' by belittling someone who comments on his blog, Pogsurf intends to complain to the highest power he can in order to deal with the little squirt. More soon when we have a copy of the letter to the Editor of The Philosophers’ Magazine.
Remember: ignoring plus belittling equals bullying.
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* The Slobster is creating a false aire of bonhomie.
** No True Sctosman fallacy, Is/ought not being a dichotomy, comments about 'labelling'.
Friday, 14 June 2013
Definition: Shunning
Shunning is a behaviour where someone is turned away from from some person or some place that they would like to go. There must be at least two parties for shunning to occur.
Don't worry over-much when shunning occurs. The best thing to do is to take some time out, reflect upon your own actions, and query whether your intent was good or bad. Because humans have many prejudices, and often feel guilt or shame from past actions, you may find a range of emotions will occur open discovering you have been shunned. Take a little bit of time to let your emotions settle, and see how you feel about it later.
Don't forget that the people or person who are on the other side of the shunning wall may be feeling strong emotions too. Giving them time to reflect upon their own actions may lead to a more satisfactory resolution of the shunning incident in the long term.
When shunnig occurs, there are three possible outcomes:
When shunning is combined with taint you have bullying.
Don't worry over-much when shunning occurs. The best thing to do is to take some time out, reflect upon your own actions, and query whether your intent was good or bad. Because humans have many prejudices, and often feel guilt or shame from past actions, you may find a range of emotions will occur open discovering you have been shunned. Take a little bit of time to let your emotions settle, and see how you feel about it later.
Don't forget that the people or person who are on the other side of the shunning wall may be feeling strong emotions too. Giving them time to reflect upon their own actions may lead to a more satisfactory resolution of the shunning incident in the long term.
When shunnig occurs, there are three possible outcomes:
- You let the matter rest and go someplace else
- You feel aggreived and seek sort of redress from the shunner
- You come to understand that your own actions were disruptive or wrong
When shunning is combined with taint you have bullying.
Thursday, 13 June 2013
Thought for the day: this is not Islam #hastag
#thisisnotIslam #Recovery #Insight |
The narrative of the art clearly is from right to left, unlike most art within the contemporaneous western European period, but retains a top to bottom direction. Does the lance, or more formerly the 'lancicle' graze the dragon's neck, or does it draw the observer's eye to the leading letter of the piece's caption? We may never know, and counties have gone to war over less.
Wiesner never spoke of the meaning of the phrase 'St. George slaying the dragon named Mohammed', and the Mohammed reference itself is highly obscure. Probably an early English King or similar. The handle of the lancicle extends beyond the borders of the frame, seeking viewers to question the very existence of frames of reference themselves, and to go yonder and to seek a wider view from themselves.
Overall Pogsurf verdict: 4¾ out of 10, a bit naff, and it will never catch on.
Media: felt pen and watercolour on stock white 90gsm laserjet paper
Dimensions: "A4" which is 8.3" x 11.7" or as was then 210mm**** x 297 mm
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* This practice was still legal but mostly frowned upon by decent people in 2013
** Believed to be called 'Plogslurf', from the German roots of 'plog' and 'slurfing'
*** Opinions still differ when and where the piece was first exhibited, but what is known is that this took place within the three months after 13/6/2013, was in the south-west Herts area, and on that day it was definitely raining.
**** mm: obsolete measuring terminology, which was abandoned after the fall of the EU in 2016.
Humpty Dumpty is cross
LOOK children, Humpty Dumpty woke up with a sore head to day. That's because he bumped it when he fell off his wall:
Over at Scented Nectar we can see that Humpty Dumpty and one of the King's Horses have been busily re-writing history by deleting one or two awkward tweets. That's what people with guilty consciences do, they try to destroy the evidence. Confabulation should only be conducted only by the most skilled of self-anti-autodidoxxers, and then only when the children are asleep.
Children I have got a bit of a surprise for you, Humpty Dumpty has got a new friend! I won't tell you his name yet, just keep your eyes out for new posts on Pogsurf, I'm sure he'll be here soon...
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Logicians: if 'fed up' = E and 'stronger action' = SA and 'silencing disagreement' is SD; is it necessarily true that E + SA =/> SD? Please show your workings. As ever a good idea is worth £5.
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Ethicists: further to the above, if 'harrassment' = H and 'messaging' = m does /SD.m = H? Or indeed SD.m = H?
So yes, I’m fed up and I’ll be taking stronger action against these trolls and other assholes. But that does not in any way imply that I’m silencing disagreement…but that’s the message the trolls and assholes want to send out, to foment more harassment. [source]Humpty Dumpty is a biologist, so he should know that all human zygotes start growing from the asshole outward as the embryo starts to develop. There's no shame in being called an asshole because we've all got one and we should try use it ever day. 'Arsehole' is an entirely different matter. You'll get a punch in the face if you say that to someone in little ole Engerland. Best not to go round upsetting people unnecessarily, isn't it?
Over at Scented Nectar we can see that Humpty Dumpty and one of the King's Horses have been busily re-writing history by deleting one or two awkward tweets. That's what people with guilty consciences do, they try to destroy the evidence. Confabulation should only be conducted only by the most skilled of self-anti-autodidoxxers, and then only when the children are asleep.
Children I have got a bit of a surprise for you, Humpty Dumpty has got a new friend! I won't tell you his name yet, just keep your eyes out for new posts on Pogsurf, I'm sure he'll be here soon...
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Logicians: if 'fed up' = E and 'stronger action' = SA and 'silencing disagreement' is SD; is it necessarily true that E + SA =/> SD? Please show your workings. As ever a good idea is worth £5.
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Ethicists: further to the above, if 'harrassment' = H and 'messaging' = m does /SD.m = H? Or indeed SD.m = H?
Wednesday, 12 June 2013
Casual liar
.@princeofsalerno @scynic1 I can only agree. But it was only a few tweets. I'd have looked at the facts if I was writing a piece.In this tweet, Stephen Pollard, editor of the Jewish Chronicle and columnist/blogger with the Daily Express auto-didoxxes himself as a casual liar. This is strange for a journalist/editor to not understand the importance of never straying far from the path of truth. Beware ye who dare to take him up on it because a casual liar who is also Jewish will surely label you an anti-semite. Other casual liars are Nick Griffin of the BNP, and Sam Harris of new atheist fame.
— Stephen Pollard (@stephenpollard) June 11, 2013
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Dictionary
auto-didoxxes - present singular tense of the verb auto-didoxx, meaning to out oneself via the medium of the internet.
Whose afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf ...
Big brave girl:
Big girl's blouse:
ALERT: what's the best way to let the admins of Freethought Blogs know about a possible impending DDoS/lame troll attack claims?
— Julia Poolia (@EIAtheism)June 10, 2013
Big girl's blouse:
Maybe the NSA can find all of @ggreenwald 's sock puppets... nyti.ms/17sTzeu
— Sam Harris (@SamHarrisOrg) June 7, 2013
Have you got anything to hide? An exercise in changing one's perspective
Three blokes who know nothing about feminism |
Now we have to ask that instead of this picture being about three men, that the sexes are swapped and the picture is showing three women. Remember where you were last standing and swap from front to back if A is to the left, of back to front if C is in the middle. Simple. Remember where you are standing, because this will be important later on.
Ok, we are ready to begin.
Feminism
Now that we have shown that it is a simple matter to change perspective, we are ready to start thinking like the opposite sex. Which of the three women above A, B, or C will have the most to say? Which one is questioning another's motives? (This exercise is easier if you image that the thought bubbles have not moved, even though the women in the picture have). Does the hat, which A has now handed to B, suit the new wearer? If so pass it to the women directly to the left, or to the women on the other side if there is no one directly to their left. Which one of these women is most attractive? Which one aspires to be a crane driver?
In order to solve the problem of feminism, we need to put ourselves into another person's shoes. This can be quite painful if the shoes have four inch heals. If you are male and reading this, imagine you are female, and vice-versa for the fairer sex. Those of a neutral gender may like look away now.
Person A probably looks much stronger than person B to most readers (we have backed this up with research), but strength is not a feminine virtue, so this can be disregarded. It is also quite interesting that none of the women pictured are holding a handbag. An alligator skin one would suit the person in the middle (women B if you are not managing to keep up).
It would be quite wrong of me to leave you dazed and confused by this essay. So I am going to ask you to reverse all the previous instructions, and put everything back as it was. Remember to reverse your own sex too, unless you feel more comfortable in your new skin.
Remember that feminism is a movement aimed at breaking down sexual stereo-typing, and to increase opportunities and the dignity of women all around the world. Feminism has no membership list and no elected leaders. Because feminists understand that it is important to respect the lives of girls and women, feminists are also able to empathise with the plight of men and boys. Feminists lead the fight to counter prejudice and bullying everywhere.
Try a new perspective today, or maybe just a cool pair of shades and a matching chiffon scarf. If you don't you'll never know how rich you life can be, even if the heels really are killing you.
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Picture reproduced by the kind permission of : @MartinShovel
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
Another winner!
Pogsurf's recent feminist quiz posed an epistemological, metaphysical and sociological nightmare of a bonus question thus:
Well done Skep tickle! A Scottish ten pound note (£10) will be in the post to you, if you would like to get in touch.
Which branch of feminism endorses rape culture?This proved too difficult for many of the world's top feminists, including those meeting soon in Dublin, and other top thinkers who are members of Atheist Alliance International. Skep tickle skillfully provides the correct answer by combining an enquiring mind with a commitment to mentored background research:
@pogsurf Thanks, mom, for making me take Latin. =)I'd love to discuss feminism, if: all questions allowed, & no being told what I think
— Skep tickle (@Ellesun) June 11, 2013
Well done Skep tickle! A Scottish ten pound note (£10) will be in the post to you, if you would like to get in touch.
For use in emergencies
Please print out the above card and keep it safe for emergencies. When the card is shown to a prison guard he is required to release you under the terms of the Geneva Convention, and other Human Rights legislation.
Pogsurf will pay £5 for sound evidence of a card being used in this way, and will link appropriately below.
Humpty Dumpty
For some unknown reason, I was reminded of a beautiful English nursery rhyme today, Humpty Dumpty. Here are the lyrics I learnt as a child:
Shhh... everyone, Humpty Dumpty is very busy today..... he has got a dictionary to re-write. Please don't bother him. Let's all tip-toe off and find somewhere else to play!
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Credits:
Thank you to Shepsheik for the dictionary link
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Traditional
Shhh... everyone, Humpty Dumpty is very busy today..... he has got a dictionary to re-write. Please don't bother him. Let's all tip-toe off and find somewhere else to play!
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Credits:
Thank you to Shepsheik for the dictionary link
Monday, 10 June 2013
The winner is announced!
The winner* of the Short Quiz for Feminists is hereby announced:
funkyderek
Derek is a concern troll who is new to satire. He can't spot an insult or understand what a swearword is. He likes to stick his nose into other peoples business, particularily he enjoys theorising about what 'agenda'** is being pursued. He doesn't know jack shit about manners, so he tends to wander in and out of other peoples blogs spouting his own foolish nonsense. He can't understand why he doesn't make very good company. He likes to fantasise about anal rape culture, and how he would do it differently.
Derek correctly identified that the three correct answers are:
- Professor PZ Myers
- Professor PZ Myers
- Professor PZ Myers
We done Derek! I hope you will feel very welcome around here in future.
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* Actually the first person to respond was a panellist at the Dublin 2013 conference, but they generously offered to put their prize back into the pool.
** Even Derek should know the singular form is agendum.
Abusive e-mail
Pogsurf has one simple rule: no asshats!
Unfortunately asshats do pop in from time to time so we have to learn to deal with them. One recently sent me an e-mail which said:
We will not doxx the sender. Alone. We will doxx the sender, the sender's trophy wife, the sender's children, the sender's colleagues at work, the sender's friends and acquaintances, the sender's neighbours, casual acquaintances and anyone who has the slightest connection to the sender.
We will use fair means and foul. We shall seek a terrible revenge until the sender's pulsing heart is torn from the chest cavity and Pogsurf feasts upon the living flesh. If the sender were to lay naked and prone, head shorn and beg for mercy we would laugh with a roaring laugh and cry tears of streaming joy.
This is an amended blog moderation policy which supersedes all previous versions.
Unfortunately asshats do pop in from time to time so we have to learn to deal with them. One recently sent me an e-mail which said:
No. Fuck off and never bother me again.Clearly this is an abusive e-mail sent from an asshat, or assclown as we call asshats which we find funny. Many blogs will simply doxx people who send abuse. Not Pogsurf. We have higher standards than that. We will pursue whomsoever sent the e-mail day and night, three hundred and sixty five days on a normal year, three hundred and sixty six on a leap, to the four corners of the earth, and until the end of time.
We will not doxx the sender. Alone. We will doxx the sender, the sender's trophy wife, the sender's children, the sender's colleagues at work, the sender's friends and acquaintances, the sender's neighbours, casual acquaintances and anyone who has the slightest connection to the sender.
We will use fair means and foul. We shall seek a terrible revenge until the sender's pulsing heart is torn from the chest cavity and Pogsurf feasts upon the living flesh. If the sender were to lay naked and prone, head shorn and beg for mercy we would laugh with a roaring laugh and cry tears of streaming joy.
This is an amended blog moderation policy which supersedes all previous versions.
Open Letter to the International Humanist and Ethical Union
from: Martin Wiesner
to:
Sonja Eggerickx,
Babu Gogineni,
Matt Cherry,
Roar Johnsen,
David Pollock,
Robbi Robson,
Deo Ssekitooleko,
Colin Divens,
Bob Churchill
Dear Humanists,
In 2011 Professor PZ Myers was awarded the International Humanist Award.
From your website:
"The first awardee’s blog Pharyngula is a global phenomenon and in 2006 was named by 'Nature' magazine as the top-ranked blog by a scientist. His deep commitment to science and science communication is embodied by his blog and his continuing work in encouraging other scientists to use the internet to spread reason and scientific understanding."
The article goes on to say he is a "controversialist by temperament". But just how controversial would you like him to be?
One thing I find beyond the pale is rape jokes. Minimising the suffering of victims, and silencing their voices must be entirely inconsistent with the aims of humanism. Yet for a period of at least a year anal rape jokes were part of the official moderation policy of the 'global phenomenon' which you praised. Where is the consistency?
Anal rape jokes are so repulsive to many that I was given three moderator's warnings in order to make this post at Atheism Plus:
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http://freethoughtblogs.com/ pharyngula/2011/08/01/ pharyngula-standards- practices/comment-page-1/
"Don’t waste time whining at anyone that they’re not nice, because this gang will take pride in that and rhetorically hand you a rotting porcupine and tell you to stuff it up your nether orifice." - official moderation policy of the blog.
http://scienceblogs.com/ pharyngula/2011/04/24/truth- isnt-reached-by-dissembl/
"Where’s my rusty porcupine?" - clearly the same porcupine meme - a veiled threat made to Martin Rees
Source: http://atheismplus.com/forums/ viewtopic.php?t=4862
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I have been an atheist since age 11, I have a degree in Maths & Philosophy and I am committed to rational discourse. I am a recent convert to humanism, but I cannot join an organisation whose umbrella body chooses to honour a man who makes such perverted statements. Rape is not a joke, and simply should not be treated as one.
To be fair to Professor Myers, he has changed his moderation policy within the last year. He now is clear that his blog should not be used to make threats.However what he has not done is retract the statements, make an apology for them and for the culture of violent threats that it engendered within the comment section of his blog, and take ownership of his stupid behaviour.
Thank you for taking the time to read my statement. Please make sure you honour the work of humanists and not ideologues in future.
Yours sincerely,
Martin Wiesner
to:
Sonja Eggerickx
Babu Gogineni
Matt Cherry
Roar Johnsen
David Pollock
Robbi Robson
Deo Ssekitooleko
Colin Divens
Bob Churchill
Dear Humanists,
In 2011 Professor PZ Myers was awarded the International Humanist Award.
From your website:
"The first awardee’s blog Pharyngula is a global phenomenon and in 2006 was named by 'Nature' magazine as the top-ranked blog by a scientist. His deep commitment to science and science communication is embodied by his blog and his continuing work in encouraging other scientists to use the internet to spread reason and scientific understanding."
The article goes on to say he is a "controversialist by temperament". But just how controversial would you like him to be?
One thing I find beyond the pale is rape jokes. Minimising the suffering of victims, and silencing their voices must be entirely inconsistent with the aims of humanism. Yet for a period of at least a year anal rape jokes were part of the official moderation policy of the 'global phenomenon' which you praised. Where is the consistency?
Anal rape jokes are so repulsive to many that I was given three moderator's warnings in order to make this post at Atheism Plus:
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http://freethoughtblogs.com/
"Don’t waste time whining at anyone that they’re not nice, because this gang will take pride in that and rhetorically hand you a rotting porcupine and tell you to stuff it up your nether orifice." - official moderation policy of the blog.
http://scienceblogs.com/
"Where’s my rusty porcupine?" - clearly the same porcupine meme - a veiled threat made to Martin Rees
Source: http://atheismplus.com/forums/
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I have been an atheist since age 11, I have a degree in Maths & Philosophy and I am committed to rational discourse. I am a recent convert to humanism, but I cannot join an organisation whose umbrella body chooses to honour a man who makes such perverted statements. Rape is not a joke, and simply should not be treated as one.
To be fair to Professor Myers, he has changed his moderation policy within the last year. He now is clear that his blog should not be used to make threats.However what he has not done is retract the statements, make an apology for them and for the culture of violent threats that it engendered within the comment section of his blog, and take ownership of his stupid behaviour.
Thank you for taking the time to read my statement. Please make sure you honour the work of humanists and not ideologues in future.
Yours sincerely,
Martin Wiesner
Apologies everyone
Dear Blog Readers,
Today I inadvertently placed a humorous post containing a photograph of a Professor Myers next to a post about an anal rape apologist quiz winner which is to be announced shortly. There is no connection between the two, and the quiz answers are still to be published.
Just to clarify:
Martin Wiesner
Proprietor of Pogsurf
Today I inadvertently placed a humorous post containing a photograph of a Professor Myers next to a post about an anal rape apologist quiz winner which is to be announced shortly. There is no connection between the two, and the quiz answers are still to be published.
Just to clarify:
- when I added the photograph I had no idea it was Professor Myers as I don't know what he looks like
- I was just looking for grumpy looking professor type to add a funny caption to
- the quote beneath the photograph is all my own work
Martin Wiesner
Proprietor of Pogsurf
We have a winner!
One of the panellists at the Dublin 2013 conference has correctly identified the disgusting pervert on the panel who uses anal rape jokes to silence debate. The competition is now closed.
I shall be circulating the correct answers shortly...
I shall be circulating the correct answers shortly...
Sunday, 9 June 2013
Monitoring the monitors
I have been asked by Metalogic42 or @Metaphoenix42 to monitor the Slymepit for instances of Slymers harassing FtBers:
Since I had made it fairly clear earlier in the thread that I couldn't make head nor tale of the Slymepit, I'm not quite sure how I am expected to monitor them. Also one small detail that hasn't been yet been covered in Michael Nugent's excellent thread is whether people posting things on the internet constitutes a deliberate attempt to harass someone.
Not withstanding my own reservations, I enjoy tackling practical tasks, particularly where they can lead to greater understanding of philosophical concepts, so I agreed to give it a try. In order to protect myself from the charge of spreading harassment, I have decided to take two precautions. One is that I have disabled comments on this thread. Two is that I will only refer to examples of harassment where it is certain that they have already been identified by the victim. To do this I will use the filter of the victim's own hate diary. Three were identified on Nugent's thread, of which two were FtBers. If I become aware of other FtBers who are keeping a public hate diary, I will add them to this post. This will ensure that the person concerned does indeed identify the item concerned is harassment, and that are not made aware of any new harassment via this post.
I have no intention of changing any names, as Metalogic42 suggests, since all my examples (if any) will be already available on the hate diaries.
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FtB Hate Diaries
http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamonds/2013/02/02/what-is-more-important-than-peace-nsfw/
Stephanie Zvan
http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2013/05/more-documenting-the-harassment/
Ophelia Benson
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Instances of harassment by Slymers
1. https://twitter.com/Mykeru/status/339468233272852480
2. http://slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=16609#p16609
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Footnote
Not long after I created this post, Metalogic42 got in touch to tell me I had done it all wrong. Unfortunately he (it's always a he) proved to be certifiably insane and I have had to call for the men in white coats.
Metalogic42's challenge |
Not withstanding my own reservations, I enjoy tackling practical tasks, particularly where they can lead to greater understanding of philosophical concepts, so I agreed to give it a try. In order to protect myself from the charge of spreading harassment, I have decided to take two precautions. One is that I have disabled comments on this thread. Two is that I will only refer to examples of harassment where it is certain that they have already been identified by the victim. To do this I will use the filter of the victim's own hate diary. Three were identified on Nugent's thread, of which two were FtBers. If I become aware of other FtBers who are keeping a public hate diary, I will add them to this post. This will ensure that the person concerned does indeed identify the item concerned is harassment, and that are not made aware of any new harassment via this post.
I have no intention of changing any names, as Metalogic42 suggests, since all my examples (if any) will be already available on the hate diaries.
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FtB Hate Diaries
http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamonds/2013/02/02/what-is-more-important-than-peace-nsfw/
Stephanie Zvan
http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2013/05/more-documenting-the-harassment/
Ophelia Benson
______________________________
Instances of harassment by Slymers
1. https://twitter.com/Mykeru/status/339468233272852480
2. http://slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=16609#p16609
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Footnote
Not long after I created this post, Metalogic42 got in touch to tell me I had done it all wrong. Unfortunately he (it's always a he) proved to be certifiably insane and I have had to call for the men in white coats.
.@metaphoenix42 you wanted me to create material to harass you with? You must be mad.
— Martin Wiesner (@pogsurf) June 9, 2013
Friday, 7 June 2013
More lying
I saw this tweet from Sam Harris today:
Aside from the fact that I point out that the linked article contains no mention of sock-puppetry, implying he may be conducting a vendetta, I think Harris would be disinclined to ever reply to my comment, because he holds a different view to me on the ethics of sock-puppeting. Because of this and because Harris is from the unsophisticated school he will shun me.
I personally believe that sock-puppeting is just the internet's own peculiar form of lying. As with lying it can be for perfectly benign reasons: a white lie for social purposes, or because others don't need to know the truth, or because withholding the truth shields some greater purpose. Clearly also the lying that is sock-puppeting can also be for reasons which are wrong: to massage one's ego, to damage other peoples reputations, such as Johann Hari was found to be doing, or for some other malicious or criminal purpose.
I realise I am unusual in tolerating sock-puppetry. I urge others to have a go, but just for fun of course. The best bit is when you get found out, that's when you find out if your motives were up to scratch. Just like any lying in fact. Thought I'd clear that one up before I get on with my day.
Maybe the NSA can find all of @ggreenwald 's sock puppets... nyti.ms/17sTzeuI read the article and replied:
— Sam Harris (@SamHarrisOrg) June 7, 2013
@samharrisorg @ggreenwald nothing wrong with a bit of sock-puppeting, which is, er, not mentioned in the article. Some sort of grudge here?Sam Harris is another who is from the unsophisticated school of lying (I'm not accusing him of lying here - see following post for examples of the two schools). I first spotted this when he took glee at the thought that one day neuroscience will produce an infallible lie-detector. I don't think this will ever happen, as technology like this advances we will just devise more sophisticated ways to tell lies. I have also read the introduction to his book on lying (I'm too tight to buy the whole book).
— Martin Wiesner (@pogsurf) June 7, 2013
Aside from the fact that I point out that the linked article contains no mention of sock-puppetry, implying he may be conducting a vendetta, I think Harris would be disinclined to ever reply to my comment, because he holds a different view to me on the ethics of sock-puppeting. Because of this and because Harris is from the unsophisticated school he will shun me.
I personally believe that sock-puppeting is just the internet's own peculiar form of lying. As with lying it can be for perfectly benign reasons: a white lie for social purposes, or because others don't need to know the truth, or because withholding the truth shields some greater purpose. Clearly also the lying that is sock-puppeting can also be for reasons which are wrong: to massage one's ego, to damage other peoples reputations, such as Johann Hari was found to be doing, or for some other malicious or criminal purpose.
I realise I am unusual in tolerating sock-puppetry. I urge others to have a go, but just for fun of course. The best bit is when you get found out, that's when you find out if your motives were up to scratch. Just like any lying in fact. Thought I'd clear that one up before I get on with my day.
On lying and taint
There are two schools of thought on lying. One, which I shall call the unsophisticated (or unrealistic) school, goes like this:
The sophisticated (or realistic) school goes like this:
I have fleshed out sophisticated lying, mostly because that is the school of thought where I firmly belong. You might believe that no adult believes in the unsophisticated school. However, consider this recently from PZ Myers:
Russell Blackford is a Conjoint Lecturer in the School of Humanities and Social Science at the University of Newcastle in Australia, but Myers calls him "a lying fuckhead". So again Myers use of lying falls into the unsophisticated, in this case highly unrealistic, school. Could Blackford have risen to work as a university lecturer if his only quality is that he is a lying fuckhead? Unlikely, but from Myers' viewpoint this appears to make sense.
I believe that Myers' use of shunning language is also connected to the concept of taint. Taint is often found in religious circles, where one sect encourages the shunning of another sect because the credo or practices are tainted. Taint is an irrational behaviour, because it holds that once something is tainted, it will magically always stay tainted. Myers doesn't quote evidence and instances of lying, he says that the person is a liar, and loads abusive swearwords onto them in order to increase the taint. To use taint in such an open and unsophisticated way is a surprising thing to be found in one who claims to be a font of rationalism and skepticism.
Further evidence of Myers use of taint can be seen in related behaviours. Labelling of those that visit certain websites as 'MRAs' or 'pitters' and thus needing to be shunned. Labelling those who do not believe in Myers' own definition of atheism as 'mysoginistic', again a crime worthy of shunning. With Myers the tactic is always to produce an us and them.
Myers' unsophisticated and unrealistic views on lying are not sustainable. He really does live in the bubble or echo chamber which many of his critics accuse him of, because his shunning tactics isolate him from his harshest critics. If you believe in the sophisticated view of lying, then you must accept that Myers has decent and honest people around him. However they see him first as a friend and are prepared to overlook the holes in his arguments and his appalling behaviour. For instance, Myers' blog is famed for his endorsement of the "rotting porcupine and tell you to stuff it up your nether orifice" meme - anal rape culture in other words, which I find beyond the pale. How wrong this is was not clear to me until I read a blogpost by Skepsheik, cataloguing how Myers has encouraged a culture of sexual threats. Reading some feminist literature recently it struck me how his promotion of rape culture is utterly inconsistent with feminist ideology. Knowing that Myers surrounds himself with many active feminists, I felt I had to act to expose the hypocrisy. The only real question left is how does one get those around Myers to see sense, to question his irrational, unproductive and disgusting behaviours, and to join the real world. To me, Myers is tainted until he recants his former endorsement of sexual threats and violence.
- I am an honest person, and all my friends are honest people, we don't lie and we don't need to lie. There are other people who are dishonest, and they tell lies. Avoid them.
The sophisticated (or realistic) school goes like this:
- Although I am mostly an honest person, there are times when it is necessary to tell lies. Lying is a sophisticated social skill which helps to aid everyday interactions between people, and is justifiable on other occasions. Everyone tells lies to some degree or another; it is what they tell lies about, and for what reason that truly explains someones character.
I have fleshed out sophisticated lying, mostly because that is the school of thought where I firmly belong. You might believe that no adult believes in the unsophisticated school. However, consider this recently from PZ Myers:
I’ve had the displeasure of encountering Gurdur on many a forum for at least 15 years. He’s always been a smug shit-stirring liar. Back when I was exploring various other atheist forums after iidb fractured, one of my criteria was no Gurdur…and when he inevitably showed up to levy smarmy “advice” on how to run things to the forum organizers, I knew they were about to die in acrimony and noise. Nasty little character.Myers labels Gurdur as a liar but offers no other reader the opportunity to check whether Gurdur has ever lied or not. Notice how Myers also uses the language of shunning. Gurdur is a "smug shit-stirring liar", he's "smarmy" and a "nasty little character". This is typical of those who believe in the unsophisticated school of lying, Myers is saying Gurdur is not like himself and should be avoided.
Russell Blackford is a Conjoint Lecturer in the School of Humanities and Social Science at the University of Newcastle in Australia, but Myers calls him "a lying fuckhead". So again Myers use of lying falls into the unsophisticated, in this case highly unrealistic, school. Could Blackford have risen to work as a university lecturer if his only quality is that he is a lying fuckhead? Unlikely, but from Myers' viewpoint this appears to make sense.
I believe that Myers' use of shunning language is also connected to the concept of taint. Taint is often found in religious circles, where one sect encourages the shunning of another sect because the credo or practices are tainted. Taint is an irrational behaviour, because it holds that once something is tainted, it will magically always stay tainted. Myers doesn't quote evidence and instances of lying, he says that the person is a liar, and loads abusive swearwords onto them in order to increase the taint. To use taint in such an open and unsophisticated way is a surprising thing to be found in one who claims to be a font of rationalism and skepticism.
Further evidence of Myers use of taint can be seen in related behaviours. Labelling of those that visit certain websites as 'MRAs' or 'pitters' and thus needing to be shunned. Labelling those who do not believe in Myers' own definition of atheism as 'mysoginistic', again a crime worthy of shunning. With Myers the tactic is always to produce an us and them.
Myers' unsophisticated and unrealistic views on lying are not sustainable. He really does live in the bubble or echo chamber which many of his critics accuse him of, because his shunning tactics isolate him from his harshest critics. If you believe in the sophisticated view of lying, then you must accept that Myers has decent and honest people around him. However they see him first as a friend and are prepared to overlook the holes in his arguments and his appalling behaviour. For instance, Myers' blog is famed for his endorsement of the "rotting porcupine and tell you to stuff it up your nether orifice" meme - anal rape culture in other words, which I find beyond the pale. How wrong this is was not clear to me until I read a blogpost by Skepsheik, cataloguing how Myers has encouraged a culture of sexual threats. Reading some feminist literature recently it struck me how his promotion of rape culture is utterly inconsistent with feminist ideology. Knowing that Myers surrounds himself with many active feminists, I felt I had to act to expose the hypocrisy. The only real question left is how does one get those around Myers to see sense, to question his irrational, unproductive and disgusting behaviours, and to join the real world. To me, Myers is tainted until he recants his former endorsement of sexual threats and violence.
Thursday, 30 May 2013
On the occassion of ...
Bonjour,
Les Gays,
Married today in France,
I had,
Better not,
Use the verb 'to prance',
As it might,
Sound homophobic,
And I don't want to spoil their lovely day,
Hard luck,
Traditionalists,
And all those anti-gay,
History,
Really isn't,
Going your way at all,
Well done,
Everyone who,
Gets an invite: Enjoy your fancy ball!
© Martin Wiesner 2013
Les Gays,
Married today in France,
I had,
Better not,
Use the verb 'to prance',
As it might,
Sound homophobic,
And I don't want to spoil their lovely day,
Hard luck,
Traditionalists,
And all those anti-gay,
History,
Really isn't,
Going your way at all,
Well done,
Everyone who,
Gets an invite: Enjoy your fancy ball!
© Martin Wiesner 2013
Wednesday, 24 April 2013
West End début
I made my West End début last Friday at the Seven Dials Club in Covent Garden, London. Performed two poems - Not Waving But Drowning by Stevie Smith - and this one by my own hand:
West End début
Also heard that night was the wonderful a capella singer Nicolette Corcoran.
West End début
“Is there anybody there?” said the traveller,
I came up here on the tube,
I've been trying to think of a rhyme,
And Alex has warned me not to be too rude,
Oh fff.., oh shhh..., oh bother,
I have a confession to make,
Sans expletives I've nothing to entertain you,
Your sides I simply cannot make ache,
This is my West End debut,
But of material I find I'm quite short,
I'm on verse three at the moment,
And that's surely three longer than I ought,
I will not detain you any longer,
I know you're all here for singing and fun,
I hope you don't feel it's been time wasted,
That's it, time's up, I'm done.
I came up here on the tube,
I've been trying to think of a rhyme,
And Alex has warned me not to be too rude,
Oh fff.., oh shhh..., oh bother,
I have a confession to make,
Sans expletives I've nothing to entertain you,
Your sides I simply cannot make ache,
This is my West End debut,
But of material I find I'm quite short,
I'm on verse three at the moment,
And that's surely three longer than I ought,
I will not detain you any longer,
I know you're all here for singing and fun,
I hope you don't feel it's been time wasted,
That's it, time's up, I'm done.
© Martin Wiesner 2013
Also heard that night was the wonderful a capella singer Nicolette Corcoran.
Monday, 8 April 2013
A Short Ditty ...
... entitled "I'm not the resident poet"
I'm not the resident poet,
I'm the resident poet's friend,
My poems are short and pithy,
His bloomin' never end.
© Martin Wiesner 2013
As performed yesterday by the author at the Watford Dialup, along with a recital of Rudyard Kipling's If.
I'm not the resident poet,
I'm the resident poet's friend,
My poems are short and pithy,
His bloomin' never end.
© Martin Wiesner 2013
As performed yesterday by the author at the Watford Dialup, along with a recital of Rudyard Kipling's If.
Wednesday, 3 April 2013
The c-word
I explain my personal dislike of the word "cunt", and - gasp! - a civil discussion ensues! skepticink.com/hellfireclub/2… #strangetales
— Russell Blackford (@Metamagician) April 3, 2013
Tuesday, 2 April 2013
Counting song
One inch,
Two inches,
Five inches,
Ten.
We got rid of imperial,
Heaven knows when.
One foot,
Two feet,
Nine feet ten.
Who uses metric?
Not us real men.
One metre,
Two metres,
Three metres,
Ten.
What type of mess,
Does a decimal make?
One litre,
Two litres,
Six litres, ten.
Mixed all together,
In one giant cake!
©Martin Wiesner 2013
Two inches,
Five inches,
Ten.
We got rid of imperial,
Heaven knows when.
One foot,
Two feet,
Nine feet ten.
Who uses metric?
Not us real men.
One metre,
Two metres,
Three metres,
Ten.
What type of mess,
Does a decimal make?
One litre,
Two litres,
Six litres, ten.
Mixed all together,
In one giant cake!
©Martin Wiesner 2013
Monday, 1 April 2013
Come to the edge ...
Come to the edge, we said
And they said no, it's too high
Come to the edge we said
And they said, no, we will fall
Come to the edge we said
And they very reluctantly came
And we pushed
And they flew
Guillaume Apollinaire 26 August 1880 – 9 November 1918
Sunday, 31 March 2013
Breaking news:RDFRS hacked on facebook
Thank you, we are aware that our FB page has been hacked.
— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) March 31, 2013
From a comment over at Michael Nugent's rather excellent weblog:
WootheReaper March 29, 2013 at 5:43 am
- Pogsurf, what are your bipolar symptoms? Why do you consider yourself ill?
Idle Heraldry
This is the coat of arms of humourist and writer Eric Idle.
What does your coat of arms look like?
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Further information on heraldry can be found here: lobsterblogster.blogspot.co.uk/2006/08/heraldry-for-bin-men.html
What does your coat of arms look like?
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Further information on heraldry can be found here: lobsterblogster.blogspot.co.uk/2006/08/heraldry-for-bin-men.html
Friday, 29 March 2013
Thursday, 28 March 2013
Wednesday, 27 March 2013
Tuesday, 26 March 2013
#FtBullies v. the Slymepit
Here's a simple chart to help demonstrate the two sides of the whole blog wars debacle, which is currently raging in the atheist blogosphere.
Here's a couple of questions you might try answering:
1. #FtBullies, despite their aggressive sounding name are obviously the good guys. Which colour denotes good? Yes that's right. Good cowboys always wear white hats, so that is how we know they are the Goodies ('70s BBC tv reference)
2. the Slymepit is smelly and disgusting, like Justicar. Which colour hat do they wear? Yes, that's right stylish black hat, because that is the colour of evil, which they are.
Look in here to see what the grown ups are talking about.
3. touch your finger on the screen and you will notice a slight glowing. This can be where you are on the chart
Children's entrance [not working yet]
Here's a couple of questions you might try answering:
1. #FtBullies, despite their aggressive sounding name are obviously the good guys. Which colour denotes good? Yes that's right. Good cowboys always wear white hats, so that is how we know they are the Goodies ('70s BBC tv reference)
2. the Slymepit is smelly and disgusting, like Justicar. Which colour hat do they wear? Yes, that's right stylish black hat, because that is the colour of evil, which they are.
Look in here to see what the grown ups are talking about.
3. touch your finger on the screen and you will notice a slight glowing. This can be where you are on the chart
Children's entrance [not working yet]
Thursday, 10 January 2013
On the Ning Nang Nong
Tonight I recited Spike Milligan's poem "On the Ning Nang Nong" from Silly Verse for kids at the CoCo Dailup in Croxley Green. I had two miserable confessions to make in my intro to the piece. I have made precisely no progress in my attempt to write an anthology of poetry, to be titled Stolen First Lines. Secondly my attempt to learn on the Ning Nang Nong by heart had also failed. I had to read the poem out from the book, but even so I felt the reading was warmly received.
Also tonight, Martin Slidel from playerist.webs.com performed two of his own poems. He also had copies of the second edition of Playerist available at the cost of £1. Twenty pages of poetry, art, photography and writing for one round pound, naturally I snaffled one right up.
The CoCo cafe sits on the A412, so somehow I couldn't help mentioning that I'd once written a fairytale about my local bit of this road in North Watford. Try googling "the Giant and the Beast" if you'd like to find out more.
Also tonight, Martin Slidel from playerist.webs.com performed two of his own poems. He also had copies of the second edition of Playerist available at the cost of £1. Twenty pages of poetry, art, photography and writing for one round pound, naturally I snaffled one right up.
The CoCo cafe sits on the A412, so somehow I couldn't help mentioning that I'd once written a fairytale about my local bit of this road in North Watford. Try googling "the Giant and the Beast" if you'd like to find out more.
Merry Winterval
Christmas, with its fixed deadline of December 25th, is such a drag for us creative types. If I had stuck with designing, printing and hand decorating Christmas cards, and ensuring they would be delivered by the Xmas deadline, my total output this year would have been exactly three cards. Hampered slightly by the fact that I managed to bust our home printer early December (I was following HP's instructions for clearing a fault at the time, so I think HP should shoulder most of the blame here), Winterval cards based around the above design and mailed to family and friends are in full swing. So far all the foreign destination ones are posted, and we are well on the way to getting the rest of the family ones crossed off too. Winter doesn't end until the spring equinox around about March 22nd, so the Winterval card production is looking nicely on schedule.
Merry Winterval to all readers of Pogsurf!
Merry Winterval to all readers of Pogsurf!
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