Whilst out walking with my wife the other Sunday, and we came across a margarine tub full of stamps, so I have decided to become a stamp dealer. In order to further build up my own collection, I would like you to write to me in a hand addressed envelope, containing a return address. I shall endeavour to send by return mail a single cloakroom ticket, I have just 500 to give away.
In return for your kindness at sending me 1 used stamp, I shall become proficient in the following skills:
- addressing envelopes
- walking to the post office
- purchasing the correct return stamp
- affixing stamps accurately to the top right-hand corner of an envelope
- walking home